lit another cigarette and stayed put so he could listen。
“Blair Waldorf’s mom had this little party; and Serena was there
with her parents;” Chuck continued。 “And she was all over me。
She’s; like; the sluttiest girl I’ve ever met。” Chuck took another toke
on his smoke。
“Really?” Jeffrey said。
“Yes; really。 First of all; I just found out that she’s been fucking Nate
Archibald since tenth grade。 And she’s definitely gotten an
education at boarding school; if you know what I mean。 They had to
get rid of her; she’s so slutty。”
“No way;” Roger said。 “e on; dude; you don’t get kicked out for
being a slut。”
“You do if you keep a record of every boy you slept with and get
them hooked on the same drugs you’re doing。 Her parents had to
go up there and get her。 She was; like; taking over the school!”
Chuck was getting really worked up。 His face was turning red and
he was spitting as he talked。
“I heard she’s got diseases; too;” he added。 “Like; STDs。 Someone
saw her going into a clinic in the East Village。 She was wearing a
wig。”
Chuck’s friends shook their heads; grunting in amazement。
Dan had never heard such crap。 Serena was no slut; she was
perfect; wasn’t she? Wasn’t she?
That’s yet to be determined。
“So; you guys hear about that bird party?” Roger asked。 “You
going?”
“What bird party?” Jeffrey said