Gossip GirlYou Know You Love Me
All I Want is Everything
“Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality。”
—Oscar Wilde
Disclaimer： All the real names of places； people； and events havebeen altered or abbreviated to protect the innocent。 Namely； me。
hey people！
Ever wondered what the lives of the chosen ones are really like？
Well； I’m going to tell you； because I’m one of them。 I’m not talking
about beautiful models or actors or musical prodigies or
mathematical geniuses。 I’m talking about the people who are born
to it—those of us who have everything anyone could possibly wish
for and who take it all pletely for granted。
Wele to New York City’s Upper East Side； where my friends and I
live and go to school and play and sleep—sometimes with each
other。 We all live in huge apartments with our own bedrooms and
bathrooms and phone lines。 We have unlimited access to money
and booze and whatever else we want； and our parents are rarely
home； so we have tons of privacy。 We’re smart； we’ve inherited
classic good looks； we wear fantastic clothes； and we know how to
party。 Our shit still stinks； but you can’t smell it because the
bathroom is sprayed hourly by the maid with a refreshing scent
made exclusively for us by French perfumers。
It’s a luxe life； but someone’s got to live it。
Our apartments are all within walking distance