JD。 So
disappointing。
Not that he was too quick to jump S’s bones either； and we all know
she’s no virgin。
Maybe N just has high moral standards。
Ooh； that makes me like him even more。
Your E…mail
Hey gossip girl；i saw S go upstairs with some dude at the Tribeca
Star。 she was wasted。 i was kind of tempted to knock on the door
and see if there was a party going on or s/t； but i chickened out。 i
just wanted your advice。 do you think she’d do me？ i mean； she
looks pretty easy。—Coop
Dear Coop； If you’re the type of guy who has to ask； then probably
not。 S may be a ho； but she has excellent taste。 —GG
Sightings
Just one： N at the burrito place on Lexington； chatting up the cute
girl behind the counter。 She gave him extra guacamole for free。
Yeah； I bet she did。
You know you love me；
“Dan；” Jenny whispered； poking at her brother’s chest。 “Wake up。”
Dan flung his hand over his eyes and kicked at his sheets。 “Go
away。 It’s Saturday；” he mumbled。
“Please get up；” Jenny whined。 She sat down on the bed； poking
him repeatedly until he removed his arm to glare at her。
“What’s your problem？” Dan said。 “Leave me alone。”
“No；” Jenny insisted。 “We have to go shopping。”
“Right；” Dan said。 He rolled over； turning his head toward the wall。
“Please； Dan。 I have to get a dress for the party on Friday and you